Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
Only one thing can get done around her
Use this fucking slut
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
I've been missing out
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I love your ideas, honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!